Sunday, August 8, 2010

New definition

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their moutha

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Subject: M O T H E R

Since God can't be with us all the time he created MOTHER


The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is  this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard.  And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But  the end will be better than the beginning."



But the young mother was happy, and she would not
believe that anything could be better than these years. So she
played with her children, and gathered flowers for
them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and
the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried,
"Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."



Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was  dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said,  "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."


And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and  the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary.  But at all times she said to the children," A little patience and we are there."  So the children climbed, and when they reached the top  they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you."



And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up
at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my
children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage.  Today, I 've given them strength."


And the next day came strange clouds which darkened  the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped  and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light.  " And the children looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the  darkness. And that night the Mother said, "This is the best day of all, for  I have shown my children God."



And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and  the years, and the mother grew old and she was little and bent.  But her children were tall and strong, and walked with  courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her,  for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a hill,  and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And  mother said, "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end  is better than the beginning, for my children can
walk alone, and their children after them."


And the children said, "You will always walk with us,
Mother, even when you have gone through the gates."
And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates
closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her
but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She
is a living presence......."
                                    

Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper  of the leaves as you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach  in your freshly laundered socks; she's the cool hand  on your brow when you're not well. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop.
She's the place you came from, your first home; and  she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love  and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you.



Not time, not space... not even death!

MAY WE NEVER TAKE OUR MOTHERS FOR GRANTED...